March 29, 2009

My new favorite website

It’s called fmylife.com. It’s hysterical. People can just go on there and write about awkward situations in their lives, like this one:

Today, I can’t decide what’s worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it’s perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

Then there are really awkward situations, like this one:

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidently sent it to my dad and got a text back saying “You definitely take after your mom”. FML

Then, there are really, really awkward situations. This is the best one I’ve seen on there sofar:

Today, I went on a first date with an Egyptian/Cuban sorority girl. I asked her what language she was brought up speaking. She said that her mom spoke to her in Spanish, but that she only ever replied in English. I said, “Oh, kinda like Chewbacca and Han Solo?” FML.

Good god. So good.

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