May 2009
5 posts
Luck be a lady tonight
“Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish.” - Ovid (gotta love the Classics. Only fools laugh at the latin language-also Ovid.)
I recently had the chance to reconnect with a lot of lovely ladies that I hadn’t seen in ages. By ages, I mean about seven or eight months. But the girls I got to see are all...
The finer things...
Tomorrow, I’m going to Farmville. Yes this is a post about the finer things in life, and I know that Farmville, VA and the finer things in life are usually mutually exclusive, but this is going to work.
I’m going down to see a few of my best buds. They’re about to graduate from Hampden-Sydney, which is a blessing and a curse all at once. True, there will be no more tests,...
I Win
I just do. After a weekend like that, there’s no other way to put it. I win.
April 2009
1 post
2009 and people are still eating their placenta →
(via maryanne)
I just yacked in my mouth a lot.
March 2009
12 posts
F my life gem
It doesn’t get much better than this:
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me “Burt Reynolds” because I wax my upper lip. FML
Rough.
My new favorite website
It’s called fmylife.com. It’s hysterical. People can just go on there and write about awkward situations in their lives, like this one:
Today, I can’t decide what’s worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it’s perfectly normal and even she does it. FML
Then there are really awkward situations, like...
How's the humble pie, Greivis?
I think I crammed my long weekend about as full of sports as possible. It was full of win. Liverpool spanked dat Villa ass. Ichiro is still number one. But I’m not here to talk about any of that. I’m here to talk about a royal doucher on Maryland’s basketball team. No, not Gary Williams. I’m talking about Greivis Vasquez.
This guy had the balls to say this about...
Peer Pressure is the Coolest
ninaslunchin:
Fine, I gave in. This tumblr thing is actually really cool. I’ll give it a chance and MAYBE move my blog to here. Maybe I’ll keep both - write my very long descriptions of my life in Israel (that are also family-friendly) on the blog and write random shit on here. Regardless, you two can stop hounding me now mmmkay? thanks :)
I’m lovin it.
“Is this Mr. and Mrs. Matt?”
– Lawrick, our cab driver for the week (via maryanne)
You’ll have to excuse me while I vomit.
Two words, Nina: COME ONNNNNNNN
maryanne:
chee-delt:
Long have I longed to be as cool as one Mary Le. With this tumblr or WTFE it is, I’m one step closer. Yusssssssssss.
Dear Nina Cohen,
The Lunchboxes request that you too join Tumblr and transfer your Tel Aviv blog over. All in favor say I…
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Two in the mornin, police knockin at my door...or...
This is the real reason why I started this little deal here. I’m always up absurdly late. I figure a nice little late-night rant could be a good time-killer right before I drift off.
So I went to see the Jonas Brothers movie. There, I said it. I did it to help out my pops. He had to review it since it was the only thing out. I didn’t want the guy to go have to see it by himself...
This song is probably the coolest.
I'm doing this to be cool like Mary Le
Long have I longed to be as cool as one Mary Le. With this tumblr or WTFE it is, I’m one step closer. Yusssssssssss.